So it was at least 4 days after finding Beib's blog with Harold that B finally confessed to me that it was a FAKE blog. That's right. That particular day was a Friday, because while I left to go be all Mother-Theresa-ey he created this fake blog predicting that I would go to Harold for the site. He would than pass it on. And whatever he thought would happen next is really a mystery. Can you believe that!? What... An A-hole. For SHAME!
He's all "So you never actually read the blog that Harold sent you?"
Oh poor sweet unsuspecting beibs.
I'm all "No Beibs. I didn't. I DID ask him for it. But you know what... I just figured that it wasn't my place to read it. If you had wanted me to see it, you would have given it to me yourself."
"Oh man. Now I feel bad! You have a heart-of-gold!" Yes. Yes I DO. Thank you for noticing.
Then he's all "I totally thought you would read it! That kinda back-fired. I wished you had read it. It was probably the most honest thing I have written."
Well maybe that will teach him that you can't mess with me. It usually doesn't end well for the party involved.
On another completely pointless note. I haven't made it to the market the past few weeks because time is oh-so-precious (plus watermelons are done and my dream of bringing back 20lbs of glorious-goodness was killed). With that... I have some new that may shock some of you - I have been *pumpkin free* for over 2 weeks. I know. Whoa. Thus, I have really had to step up my culinary genius.
Furthermore, my shadoobies no longer look like that of an Oompa Loompa. Which makes me oddly sad.
xoxo
He's all "So you never actually read the blog that Harold sent you?"
Oh poor sweet unsuspecting beibs.
I'm all "No Beibs. I didn't. I DID ask him for it. But you know what... I just figured that it wasn't my place to read it. If you had wanted me to see it, you would have given it to me yourself."
"Oh man. Now I feel bad! You have a heart-of-gold!" Yes. Yes I DO. Thank you for noticing.
Then he's all "I totally thought you would read it! That kinda back-fired. I wished you had read it. It was probably the most honest thing I have written."
Well maybe that will teach him that you can't mess with me. It usually doesn't end well for the party involved.
On another completely pointless note. I haven't made it to the market the past few weeks because time is oh-so-precious (plus watermelons are done and my dream of bringing back 20lbs of glorious-goodness was killed). With that... I have some new that may shock some of you - I have been *pumpkin free* for over 2 weeks. I know. Whoa. Thus, I have really had to step up my culinary genius.
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| I'm *pretty* sure this is spinach. avocado. I see some beans floating around in there. And maybe some rice pasta. Oh yup - there is pasta in the bottom. |
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| I'm gonna be honest. This one made me sad. I was having an 'off day'. Avocado. Beans. Rice pasta. |
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| Rice. Beans. Avocado. Eggplant. The *key secret* here is 'variation' Add a little something new and it's basically a whole new experience for the palate. |
Furthermore, my shadoobies no longer look like that of an Oompa Loompa. Which makes me oddly sad.
xoxo
I wonder if you will post pics of the wonderful food you will experience while you are home.. which is oh so so soon!!!
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