The Paranoia Sets In.

I am having a particularly difficult time focusing today.  For several reasons my mind is racing, and it turns into borderline obsessive paranoia.  My current overwhelming thought processes involve this blog because as my sister was reading it last night she's all 'TAYLOR! What if someone there finds this blog!!"

I'm all "no one is going to find it! that would be, like, impossible!"

She's all "you can just google your name!"

I'm all "well that's new.  Shite."

Now, it is NOT that I have anything *bad* to hide from... and if certain people WERE to find this and read certain stories they may be all 'umm this sounds ridiculously similar to me.  As in, this is EXACTLY what happened!"

Then they would probably confront me and be all "WTF Taylor!  You wrote about me!?!"

And I would have to say "excuse me?  Please show me to which you are referring.... Oh that? Are you for real right now?  Is your name Bernard? Theodore? Bieber? No?  I didn't think so! It's a small island okay. Haven't you had similar things happen to you before with different people! Geez.  Stop being egocentric!  Besides... why were you googling me you STALKER!"

Even though I'm *pretty* sure I could convince them this is the case.. I'd rather just avoid that whole debacle.  I am quite certain no one is going to google my name.  But in reality - people are weird.  And if they will creep my facebook page to get just that much more insight into who I am... they could very well google me. 

Because this paranoia has sunk in, I have been obsessively checking the stats on this thing to see if any hits from Dominica come in.  In doing so, I have discovered some interesting things... firstly there are an odd number of views coming in from the United States even though I'm quite sure I don't know anyone in the states right now who I have told I have this blog going.  Second, someone from Sweden stopped in today.  And I'm VERY positive I don't know anyone in Sweden, so that is kinda hilarious.  And thirdly... someone found this blog by searching for the Bristol Stool Form Scale (maybe the person in Sweden? I have no idea).  To that person, I apologize.  But shit.  It is funny that searching for shit forms led you to me.  A tip-of-the-transit-time-hat to ME.

All that being said, I have decided to change the address to this blog.  

Stay tuned

more to come

xoxo 




UPDATE:  this IS the new site so don't get all confused on me now.  I finally just got all the old stuff up on this one.  There is more ridiculousness to write about, I just haven't had the time yet.  What with studying and some tropical storm warning the past few days.  I promise I will get to it soon!